hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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