Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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