Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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