Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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