We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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