their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize