It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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