if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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