I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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