everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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