Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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