It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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