my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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