I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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