how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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