There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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