Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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