he shaved USA in his pubs
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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