what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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