Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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