Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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