i just google imaged poop.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
then he tried to convert me to islam
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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