She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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