Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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