i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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