East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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