Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
