You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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