it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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