Porn is love you can see.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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