I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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