Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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