do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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