I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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