just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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