Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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