it wasn't lemon gatorade
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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