DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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