I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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