Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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