Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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