I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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