oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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