I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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