Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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