we have officially lost it.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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