Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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