He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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