the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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