This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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