Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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