You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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